awkward moments

 Here's a list of some of the most awkward of awkward moments.

You know that awkward moment when:

you're in the middle of a story and realize it's pointless.

you buy tampons from a male cashier.

you call yourself fat and no one responds.

you sing a song lyric too early.

you insist on buying something for someone, but then you realize you don't have enough money.

you overhear someone talking about you, and they catch you eavesdropping.

when you sleep over at a friends house and wake up first, so you pretend to keep sleeping until they wake up.

the thoughts in your head go over much better than they do in real life.

you see someone you kind of know, and don't know whether or not to say hi or hug them.

you're having sex and the dog jumps up on the bed with you.

when a cop car is driving behind you.

when you reply, "Your mom!" to a friend, only to then remember your friends mom is dead.

the automatic sliding doors don't open and you're almost 2 inches away.

you realize someone near you is staring at your boobs.

when you say "That's gay," in front of someone who is actually gay.

a guy has nicer hair than yours.

you're standing in an elevator full of people you don't know and it's eerily quiet.

you get a haircut you hate and have to pretend you like it.

you hold the door open for someone and they use a different door.

you realize you have no idea what you're talking about.

you have no friends in a certain class and the teacher tells you to "partner up".

you're at a friends house and their parents start yelling at them.

you watch a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.

you trip over your feet on the street and have to act like nothing happened.

someone types "your welcome," instead of "you're welcome"... bitch I don't own a welcome.

your mouth is overstuffed with food and you feel a sneeze coming on.

you put on too much lotion.

you start coughing like you're about to die and you turn all red, and everyone just stares.

you run into the person you're ignoring.

you're introduced to someone you've already met before.

you finish painting your nails and everyone and their grandma wants to text you.

you see the person in the car next to you picking their nose.

nobody responds to your texts and you start thinking the world hates you.

you're alone in the car with your friends parents.

you tell a funny story but no one laughs, so you have to say "You had to be there..."

your boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are in the same room together.

a song you heard ages ago suddenly becomes popular.

you text someone a freakin' novel and all they reply is "K".

you get that weird shiver and people look at you like a freak.

you arrive late to class and everyone stares at you.

you think you're home alone so you start going crazy and your mom's in the next room.

you clog the toilet at your friends house.

someone deletes their comments on Facebook so you look like you're talking to yourself.

someone tells you a joke that they heard from you.

you hear a whore call someone else a whore.

you feel a sneeze coming on, you make that weird face and don't end up sneezing.

your crush tries to hook you up with one of their friends.

you overhear a 13 year old talking about their sex life.

you choke on your own saliva.

you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

you look like a sexy motherfucker but your camera doesn't agree.

you just finish painting your nails and you have to touch something.

someone suggests you and your crush should go out.

you accidentally make eye contact with a guy when you're eating a hot dog.

mid-argument you realize you're actually wrong.

people sing you happy birthday and you don't know what to do.

you accidentally text your mom something that was meant to go to your boyfriend.

you're in a public bathroom and realize there's no toilet paper.

you walk into a room and forgot why you went in there.

you start spacing out, and then realize you were staring at someones crotch the whole time.

you realize the person you're waving at isn't actually your friend.

you wish someone a Merry Christmas and they're Jewish.

the doctor asks you if you're sexually active in front of your mom.

you can't understand what someones saying even after they've repeated it 4 times.

you say goodbye to someone, then both start walking the same way.

you realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.


Enjoy :)

xo
Lucky

never judge a book by it's cover

Earlier this evening I was trying to kill some time so I was fiddling around on StumbleUpon and I came across a two question test that really made me stop to think.

*Be sure to read both questions before you scroll down to read the answers.

Here's the first question:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight children already, three were deaf, two were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion?

And the second question:

It's time to elect a new world leader and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates:

1 - Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 - 10 martinis a day.

2 - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

3 - He is a decorated war hero. He doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, is a vegetarian and has never committed adultery.

Who would you vote for? Make your choice before you scroll down.



















Candidate 1 is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate 2 is Winston Churchill
Candidate 3 is Adolf Hitler

And by the way, if you answered YES to the first question, you just killed Beethoven.

Crazy isn't it? Just goes to further prove that you should never judge a book by it's cover, regardless how certain you are of your judgements. You might just surprise yourself.

xo
Lucky

sagittarius

Now I'm not a huge believer in the zodiac or horoscopes, but sometimes I wonder if there's any truth to the predictions or it's some crazy nut stringing a sentence together trying to sound ominous and wise. No, I don't think our futures are planned out by the stars, but perhaps the time of year we're born influences some of our personality traits.

Generally, my horoscopes are way off, entirely too vague or just completely too generic, however they usually make for an entertaining read. I've recently started following a zodiac blog on tumblr whose focus is on zodiac signs and their traits, just for something new to read.

Well, I'm sure you can imagine my surprise when I find that a lot of the posts are actually pretty spot on about me.

It makes me wonder, is there really something to astrology? Or is it just a bunch of hokey?

Here's a little something I found online after doing some research about the Sagittarius zodiac:

"A Sagittarius woman lacks tact and her flat, on-the-face statements may make you feeling like running away from her. Then, suddenly, she will say something so charming that you will feel as if you are on the seventh heaven. There, you go again! You will be trapped in her charm once more. Once you have been enamored by a Sagittarius girl, you will be staying with her for a long time. She is pleasant, friendly, outspoken and very talkative. Her forthrightness comes form the fact that she has no illusions about the world.

She sees it exactly as it is and says what she sees. At times, you may wish that she were not so honest. But then, she would be like any other girl, wouldn't she? In all probability, you will not like it. A Sagittarian female is very optimistic, but she is not irrational. She will judge the entire situation as per the facts, analyze its probable outcome and still believe that things will get better. Usually, she is very calm and composed. However, when you become rude to her or offend her, she may become like the fire-spitting dragon.

Sagittarius women are quite independent and love their freedom. They are attached to their family, but not too much. If you want to get something done from a Sagittarian female, just ask her; don't order. She will never ever do it. She is your better half and don't you dare forget that. On the other hand, she doesn't want a sissy for a husband or boyfriend. He has to be a real man, who has his ego and won't stand for nonsense. So, you will be expected to balance politeness with firmness.

I know it's difficult - but then, since when was winning someone easy. With a Sagittarius girl, you will never have to guess. She says what she thinks and how she acts shows what she feels. This bluntness may cost her heavily at times, even to the point of ending the relationship. Still, she would act as if she's not hurt at all and it is just one of the many harmless flirtations she's had. People will even believe all this, while inside she will be weeping and nursing her wounds. All this time, she will be analyzing what went wrong and when.

She is very sentimental and emotional, though it seems otherwise. It just that, where her feelings are concerned, she becomes too shy. After marriage, your house will always remain sparkling clean, even if you don't have a maid to do that. She cannot stand sloppiness, it doesn't appeal to her sensibilities. She may not be too good at cooking, but she will also not burn your egg every day. A Sagittarian girl may pass the most sarcastic comments when she is angry, but she will forget the resentment soon enough. Then, she won't understand why are you so upset."

http://www.iloveindia.com/astrology/sun-signs/sagittarius/woman.html

Damn. Did I write an autobiography in a past life or something?

What do you think about the zodiac signs and astrology? Do you believe in horoscopes?

Let me know!

xo
Lucky