awkward moments

 Here's a list of some of the most awkward of awkward moments.

You know that awkward moment when:

you're in the middle of a story and realize it's pointless.

you buy tampons from a male cashier.

you call yourself fat and no one responds.

you sing a song lyric too early.

you insist on buying something for someone, but then you realize you don't have enough money.

you overhear someone talking about you, and they catch you eavesdropping.

when you sleep over at a friends house and wake up first, so you pretend to keep sleeping until they wake up.

the thoughts in your head go over much better than they do in real life.

you see someone you kind of know, and don't know whether or not to say hi or hug them.

you're having sex and the dog jumps up on the bed with you.

when a cop car is driving behind you.

when you reply, "Your mom!" to a friend, only to then remember your friends mom is dead.

the automatic sliding doors don't open and you're almost 2 inches away.

you realize someone near you is staring at your boobs.

when you say "That's gay," in front of someone who is actually gay.

a guy has nicer hair than yours.

you're standing in an elevator full of people you don't know and it's eerily quiet.

you get a haircut you hate and have to pretend you like it.

you hold the door open for someone and they use a different door.

you realize you have no idea what you're talking about.

you have no friends in a certain class and the teacher tells you to "partner up".

you're at a friends house and their parents start yelling at them.

you watch a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.

you trip over your feet on the street and have to act like nothing happened.

someone types "your welcome," instead of "you're welcome"... bitch I don't own a welcome.

your mouth is overstuffed with food and you feel a sneeze coming on.

you put on too much lotion.

you start coughing like you're about to die and you turn all red, and everyone just stares.

you run into the person you're ignoring.

you're introduced to someone you've already met before.

you finish painting your nails and everyone and their grandma wants to text you.

you see the person in the car next to you picking their nose.

nobody responds to your texts and you start thinking the world hates you.

you're alone in the car with your friends parents.

you tell a funny story but no one laughs, so you have to say "You had to be there..."

your boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are in the same room together.

a song you heard ages ago suddenly becomes popular.

you text someone a freakin' novel and all they reply is "K".

you get that weird shiver and people look at you like a freak.

you arrive late to class and everyone stares at you.

you think you're home alone so you start going crazy and your mom's in the next room.

you clog the toilet at your friends house.

someone deletes their comments on Facebook so you look like you're talking to yourself.

someone tells you a joke that they heard from you.

you hear a whore call someone else a whore.

you feel a sneeze coming on, you make that weird face and don't end up sneezing.

your crush tries to hook you up with one of their friends.

you overhear a 13 year old talking about their sex life.

you choke on your own saliva.

you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

you look like a sexy motherfucker but your camera doesn't agree.

you just finish painting your nails and you have to touch something.

someone suggests you and your crush should go out.

you accidentally make eye contact with a guy when you're eating a hot dog.

mid-argument you realize you're actually wrong.

people sing you happy birthday and you don't know what to do.

you accidentally text your mom something that was meant to go to your boyfriend.

you're in a public bathroom and realize there's no toilet paper.

you walk into a room and forgot why you went in there.

you start spacing out, and then realize you were staring at someones crotch the whole time.

you realize the person you're waving at isn't actually your friend.

you wish someone a Merry Christmas and they're Jewish.

the doctor asks you if you're sexually active in front of your mom.

you can't understand what someones saying even after they've repeated it 4 times.

you say goodbye to someone, then both start walking the same way.

you realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.


Enjoy :)

xo
Lucky