wow i wish i could be as cool as you

Honestly, I don't know what the fuck is up with a lot of girls these days. They think if they take interest in "mature" things, all of a sudden they're adults and better than everyone else they talk to. I've discovered there's 2 main categories these girls fall into: The "Lady" and The "Non-conformist".


The "Lady": Oh, you like pearls? Wow you're so cool. You like to drink wine instead of beer? God, you're one in a million. You wear lipstick instead of lip gloss? Stop the presses.


I have no problem with people expressing their individuality. Truthfully, I like all of those things I just listed too. Difference is though, I don't shove it down everyones throat or go around boasting that I went to a tea house with my girlfriends last weekend because we're so fuckin' classy.


Honestly girls. Do you think you're the only one that's like you? No, there's a million other girls that like the same things you do, and frankly they do it better. That listen to the same music you do. That like the same style of clothing you do. You probably just don't notice because they're not jumping up and down screaming it in people's faces like you do.


I know this girl who is so Goddamn full of herself that I just want to punch her. She had a kid at 18 and thinks she's a full grown woman. Her "About Me" section on her blogs and sites are all the same thing. "I'm extremely polite, I have perfect grammar, I have impeccable balance, I like drinking white wine, pearls and perfume, blah blah fuckin' blah."

Then we have The "Non-conformist": I'm a girl and I have an XBOX. Congrats? I play Halo and Black Ops so I can do things no other girls can do. Wow, how did you ever learn to master video games? No girl could possibly grasp such a concept! I'd rather drink Orange Crush with some guys than talk drama with girls. No girls like drama as far as I know...


What, you think that because you can hang out with guys and do "guy stuff" you're the perfect woman? You can play along with their sexist jokes because you're just so great. You'll do just about anything to be accepted by them.


I have an XBOX, and so does 80% of the rest of the population. Therefore, not a single fuck is given. It doesn't make you cooler, it doesn't make you more desirable to a guy, so why are you telling us this? Chances are when you meet people they probably already assume you have some sort of gaming system. With that logic, it's like saying "I have feet, therefore I'm superior to all other girls."

And that's all I have to say about that.

xo
Lucky